Amiga Collections: Scope/Scope Disk #060 (199x)(Scope PD)(US)[WB].zip/Scope Disk #060 (199x)(Scope PD)(US)[WB].adf/Noah/Part1

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  Well howdy there!

  First off, this tutorial is for True Beginners only.  If you're already
familiar with computers, go on, get out of here, you'll only ask viable,
pertinent questions and confuse EVERYbody.

  Secondly, I can only show you how I do things and let you take it from
there.  Everyone customizes their system differently.  For now, do as I do
and after you understand what and why you're doing it, you can change things
to suit your own tastes.

  Third, the same goes true with software; I'm not making any product
endorsements here.  I had good advice when I bought Online!, Deluxe PaintII
and ProWrite and have been more than happy with them.  So all I can do is
talk about the software I use and you can do with it what you want.  If I
KNOW a piece of hardware or software is the best, or worst, I'll tell you.

                                       *

  As you can see by the length of this file, well, I like to gab.  Or maybe
more to the point, there's a hell of a lot to gab about.  If you like short,
quick summations I'll probably drive you crazy as I'm going to try and
cover the subjects in depth, hopefully answering the bulk of the questions
that are brought up by (seemingly) every new project.

  What I'll do here is try to retrace my own computer evolution and at some
point you'll fit right in.  I have a printer, modem and hard drive, so when
I start talking about them, if you don't have one yet you'll have to put
things on hold 'til you do.  I also have a meg of Ram, so if you didn't buy
the extra memory, shame on both you and the salesperson, go hock the VCR
and buy it.  If you also don't have df1, the second drive, well, I don't
know what to say...shame on both of you again.  Both the second drive
and the extra Ram are considered just part of your basic computer.  You
don't buy a graphics-oriented computer with just a little bit of memory, and
you don't buy an Amiga if you only want to "run", as referred to "use, a
computer.  If you can only get the Ram or the drive for now, get the drive.

  I guess I won't assume you've got a modem as this could have been given
to you by a friend.  Between a modem and a printer, well, it's close, but
you should get the modem first.  You CAN always use a pencil (gasp!) until
you get the printer.

  Strange as it may sound, being as nice as they are, I actually don't
encourage you to get a hard drive just yet.  My roommate, my neighbor,
countless people I see in their homes (I'm a handyman by trade), none of
these people know doodly-squat about the actual operation of their systems.
Why?  Because they went out and spent the three or four grand, bought the
half-assed Mac, Apple or IBM, got the hard drive with the original package
and have absolutely no idea what bytes, storage, disk space etcetera is all
about.  As an example, my roommate doesn't even know how many bytes one of
his silly five-inch floppies holds!  We, by contrast, will be very tuned-in
to those 880 Kbytes our diskettes hold.  We'll balance a new program's worth
by both its merit as well as its byteage.  Hard drives are great but there's
a tremendous education in NOT having one for the first six months or year.

  Remember that, when people insist a hard drive is an integral part of
any "real" computer.  A hard drive is a more convenient storage system, no
more.  Anything that can be stored on a hard drive can be put on our disks.
Consider that Myth #1 shattered.

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  I'd always thought personal computers were, like, the thing you had to
have if you wanted to project your water bill through the year 2000 and
other goals of that magnitude.  And, I admit, I was right.  Unless you had
a small business, of course, which is Myth #2.  The bottom line is that
you're really much better off just hauling all the paperwork down to the
accountant and letting him/her do the work, and using the computer for which
this computer in particular was meant to do, which is, of course, to have
fun.  When using your Amiga ISN'T fun and/or interesting, even when
learning *%$!&%! CLI language, then it's time you started up a new hobby.

                                       *

  My own beginning was seeing Starglider being played at a house I was
working at.  I was just kind of peeking over the guy's shoulder, and sure,
the graphics looked good, but it wasn't until he spotted some yellow thing
and hauled over on the joystick that I said "Wow!", as his spaceship was
yawing, pitching, the whole deal, in the viewing screen.  If you have the
game you know what I mean.  Well, I still figured $1000 was a bit much for
a (cough-cough) "video game", so I moseyed on down to Federated to check out
this Nintendo I'd been hearing so much about.  Wow, shoot a pistol at the TV
screen?  Sounds modern to ME!

  Suffice to say I was a tad disappointed.

  That was when the guy booted up, ahem, Silent Service.  And on a
Commodore 64, no less.  Then on a 128.  Then...on this guy.

  It was the instrument panel that did it.  I mean, how do you argue with
graphics like that after just playing a Nintendo game??

  But it was the Reality levels (as referred to "Difficulty" levels) that
really convinced me.  It was at that moment, reading how EVERYthing was in
scale (ship speeds, turning radii, torpedo ranges, etc, etc), thinking about
altering part of the scenario to increase the difficulty rather that just the
same old fewer shots, smaller paddle, etc, that I really realized that com-
putors had finally made it to the modern day.  They weren't just "real smart
calculators" anymore.  They'd done it.

  And then starts the confusion...what is this "Amiga"?  Where's IBM?  What
about good ol' Apple, the one you secretly thought you'd own someday?  For
that matter, where was EVERYBODY ELSE???  (I keep trying to get the Atari ST
honorable mention somewhere in here, but keep failing miserably..)  Well,
that whole story is yours to make heads or tails of as you can.  The little
guy is still so obscure and STILL so few shops sell it!  I honestly feel
lucky to have chanced upon it.  If I'd been looking for a "computer" instead
of a "fancy video game" chances are I would have ended up down at Wolf
buying a Mac.

  I won't even say "perish the thought".

  Hey, some things are obvious.

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  Since then I have had the, perhaps rare, good fortune of being able to
spend every day from about 2 or 3 in the afternoon until I drop that night
at this little rascal, barring occasional movie jags.  There aren't many
advantages to not having a girlfriend, wife, buddy, pet, child or debts but
one of them is definitely having oodles of time.  So I feel I have mastered
the Workbench operations, indeed, I, perhaps laughingly, call myself The
BenchMaster in the other tutorials I've written and in the little help-notes
I've included with programs that have need for a little extra documentation.

  It's a given that the people who write the programs and the docs for them
don't know beans about being a real beginner at this stuff.  I mean, we're
sitting here scratching our heads over bits, bytes and blocks..and these
guys expect us to know stuff they learned so long ago they've forgotten they
know it.  So if you chance upon some undocumented command or helpful tip
while using a program, don't hesitate to include your own little helpnote
with the program when you re-arc it for uploading.  If it's pretty sizeable
and/or important, feel free to upload it as a .txt file to the BBS's.  With
all the crazy aspiring hackers out there I'm kind of surprised there aren't
more helpful-tip files around, mini-tutorials if you will.  I was also
disappointed not to find something like this floating around when I was just
starting out a year ago and STILL haven't seen anything like it, so I figure,
okay, might as well be me.

  So much for history.

                                    *

  My stuff:

  Amiga 500, 1 meg       One meg sound like a lot?  Wait 'til you start
                         creating animations..surprise, you want two!

  Amiga 1080 monitor     Standard issue.  There are nicer ones around
                         but big $$.

  Amiga 1010 external    Couldn't claim it to be any better than other
             drive       external drives.

  Avatex 1200hc modem    Run-of-the-mill, they're all about the same.

  Epson EX-800 printer   Color printer, not graphics-orientated but higher
                         quality black & white.  The workhorse.

  Sony STR receiver      40-watts, don't want much less than 30.

  I.M.Fried speakers     Transmission-line bass very smooth, only 2-way,
                         but okay for bench.  Can you believe the name?

  Teakwood disk rack     Three rows with roll-top cover, holds about 120
                         disks.  Sounds like YOU'LL never have THAT many
                         disks, right?  Ha ha ha.

  Wico joystick          Gotta have a non-clicky type for games like
                         Starglider and MarbleMadness.

  Suncom joysticks (2)   Gotta have a clicky type for Firepower and
                         FaeryTale.  Extra one's for Firepower partner.

  Suncom monitor base    It's okay, I guess.  Had to re-glue the anti-skid
                         pads, like that makes sense.

  3-ring binders (5) for docs, drop-in files for game/prog booklets, foot of
     books including DOS, Basic, hardware and software manuals, and...
     ...a tiny, insignificant, seldom-used little itty-bitty 30-meg Synergy
     hard drive.  Hardly ever bother with it.

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  Okay, let's look at your set-up.  Suffice to say that you definitely
want a bench all to the computer; none of this placing-it-on-the-side-of-
the-desk business.  Go find seven feet of wallspace somewhere and claim it
as your own.  Take eight if you can get it.

  For now, you're probably still cussing at Commodore for making the
thing so deep so that you need either this HUGE desk or you have to prop the
damn monitor up on the edge of the Amiga and the whole thing is screwy.
Well, not to worry!  It's GREAT that it's so deep..it gives us table room!
Obviously I'm talking about a 500 here..if you've got a 1000 or 2000, well,
never mind.  We're going to make a plexiglas table, complete with little
legs, to sit across the top of the Amiga.  It's simple, fun and cheap to
make, it'll wow the crowd and completely MAKE your system.  It gets
rid of the one major fault with the mouse system; the fact that the mouse
uses the same hand you write with.  Neat, eh?  The instructions are a
separate doc called SysCon, for System Construction.  In in I've drawn up the
plans for the entire computer bench as well as the plexitable.

  You go to the "trouble" (since no actual physical work is involved, I
hesitate to use the word), you actually round up the plexi stuff, the glue,
the cute little rubber feet, actually MAKE the dang thing, and you will feel
very very very grateful and proud and practical and a whole bunch
of good smart things.  You will want to send me money for the grueling
trail-blazing I had to do, for the year of toil and perseverance and
sacrifice I had to make so that I could write this great tutorial for you.
You will want to send poor semi-destitute me some of that extra cash you
have in sheer gratitude and gratefulness for the knowledge and wisdom and
joy I have brought into your life.  You will WANT to send me money...
   ...but you can't.  Sorry, tough luck, kid.  I'm not shareware.

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